Spazz and Clay,
Thank you for introducing me to my new Maker's Mark whiskey chalice, Jim "Scripps" Progmatic's skull.
Initially, we were quite despondent that we had no one better to focus our laser-like hatred upon than
Mean Carlene or Darik and the Assbags here in CT, as this bunch of monkey fuckers really are too lame
to get excited about. But this guy from progmatic, well he's just an inspiration.
We don't suck jail cell balls, and I can see y'all are in to hardcore, but we were hoping you wouldn't
mind if we linked you to our website www.tobaccoroadcountry.com , because I blew my whiskey right out my
nose reading your page, and that's fucking priceless. Of course, feel free to wail away on us even if you
don't want to let us link you--we'd more than appreciate the increased traffic.
One final question: should I expect a legal threat from His Royal gayness if I post a cage match Tobacco Road v. The Progmatic
notice on our site quoting his lyrics and citing him for criminal gayness? We were thinking of giving them notice
that whenever they play anywhere in New Haven, they better expect some drunk, underground country motherfuckers like
us to rush the stage with our instruments and give them a severe musical beating, then while Jim's laid up in Yale-New Haven,
we can get his ass a tutor.
Y'all keep it up, because you have to be the funniest motherfuckers in CT. Let us know if we can ever give you a hand with anything.
Best,
Kevin Smith
Tobacco Road
www.tobaccoroadcountry.com
