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Links of Shame!! Tautologic : May 2006 SABOTM : They describe themselves "Tautologic writes lyrics and constructs rock operas about things drawn from life like burnout roommates and their psychotic crack-whore girlfriends, tube socks, crazy homeless people, indie hipsters, quasi-terroristic rants against totalitarian utility companies, and anything else that entertains and/or irritates Sellers and Buzby in real life"Blight : April 2006 Shit Ass Band of the Month - If you actually waste your time and browse their webpage, upon first encounter you'll be greeted by a silhouette of the band. Oh, so mysterious! After clicking through another screen and perhaps actually getting onto their webpage, you'll soon discover the band has a NEW DVD coming out soon. I am sure my local Best Buy will be stocking the shelves with this superior product. If the video footage of the "Backyard gig video clip" is any indication of what we are in for, we're fucked. Well, here's to you guys, and dare I say your "music"? A few final points boys. First READ MY RULES. What did I say about using a link for "Tourdates"? You are playing ONE fucking show a MONTH, which isn't even remotely close to qualifying as a TOUR. Next, you need to read my bit about being COMEDIANS. I watched your DVD clip. What the fuck? I have TONS of video footage of me and my idiot friends hanging out in my dad's garage talking shit and thinking we're cool. I certainly wouldn't try to market it as a DVD. Like anyone actually wants to watch that shit. I have a novel idea. Make a DVD of a BLACK SCREEN and have the soundtrack be complete silence. That way you don't need to waste time on PRACTICE and can instead FIX YOUR WEBPAGE. Because from what I have heard and seen so far, you're just wasting your time trying to make "sounds". Headache : Was Shit Ass band of the month 3-2006. Perhaps the most appropriate name for a shit ass band I have ever seen. The following is from their webpage. "Headache formed in the late summer of 2004, and played their first show on December 10th at Rebels, in council bluffs. The band is made up of kids from ages 14-17. They've played numerous shows around omaha and specialise in rocking your socks off. We love to see a bunch of new faces to come to our shows so you get off your lazy butts and see us play. jk smile!" HellBorn : Was shit ass band of the month 1-2006. The following quote taken from their site pretty much says it all for me. I do believe it was written by a third grader, maybe the one the guitarist was molesting in the band van. "Here it is, the music you have all been waiting for. Finally a band with attitude, aggression, and enough kick in the ass to rock you until tommorrow. HELLBORN is gearing up to start taking the heavy metal scene by storm. With the bone crushing shriek of the guitar, the thoughtout, feltout in your face lyrics , to the dark deep thunder of the drums HELLBORN will be one of the bands of the future near near future" SmackSeven Was September 2005's SHIT ASS BAND OF THE MONTH! this site is apparently dedicated to how much metal rules! A quote from the webpage reads as follows "First Off Id Like To Say That Metal Kicks Ass!!! Im In A Band Called Perfectly Imperfect(c)." check it out. . .tell me if it makes sense. Progmatic Our favorite band to hate and their lame attempt at a webpage. Stop Bush this can't be fucking real, it has to be a joke. Absolutely the worst music I have ever heard. Got a webpage we need to see? E-Mail Us! |
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