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Ok so I was hanging out in a chatroom hosted by an online radio station. I started talking to this user ProgmaticBand, he is the singer for a band of the same name, duh. Go ahead and checkout their webpage, I suggest that you check the webpage first, than read this. Have fun!

fyourband.com: Progmatic, what do you play in the band?
www.Progmaticband.com: singer
fyourband.com: Ah
fyourband.com: You guys just playing to play?
fyourband.com: or striving to make it?
www.Progmaticband.com: we're planning on doing for a living someday
www.Progmaticband.com: there is lots of time involved
fyourband.com: How old are you guys?
www.Progmaticband.com: 30's
www.Progmaticband.com: r u in a band?
fyourband.com: You are all in your 30's and you are "planning on doing for a living someday"
fyourband.com: Not anymore, no
www.Progmaticband.com: yes
fyourband.com: haha
www.Progmaticband.com: just wondering if I mite know you
fyourband.com: good luck
fyourband.com: You might
www.Progmaticband.com: i'm sure I do
fyourband.com: I'm Spazz
www.Progmaticband.com: and that tells me?
fyourband.com: my name
fyourband.com: if you don't know me by Spazz than you don't know me
www.Progmaticband.com: what’s you real name?
fyourband.com: SPAZZ
Smile_You_Got_TC: he really is a Spazz
www.Progmaticband.com: from what old band
www.Progmaticband.com:?
fyourband.com: My real name IS Spazz
fyourband.com: it was Legally Changed in 1994
www.Progmaticband.com: ok cool
fyourband.com: My First name became my middle
www.Progmaticband.com: what old band we're you in?
fyourband.com: Blind Justice
www.Progmaticband.com: never heard of it
fyourband.com: and Torn Between
fyourband.com: we broke up in 1994
www.Progmaticband.com: what happen?
Smile_You_Got_TC: van ran outta gas
www.Progmaticband.com: wow
fyourband.com: it's a lot of work to be in a band and the paycheck sucks
fyourband.com: SO I tried a few more and gave up
www.Progmaticband.com: humm
www.Progmaticband.com: well there was your first mistake
www.Progmaticband.com: never give up
fyourband.com: If you are over 30, you might as well just focus on your career outside of music
www.Progmaticband.com: been there done that
fyourband.com: Not a mistake at all dude. I did A lot before I gave up
www.Progmaticband.com: have it for a back burner plus 30 is not to old
fyourband.com: Been all over this country and many parts of Canada playing music
www.Progmaticband.com: that’s
www.Progmaticband.com: cool
fyourband.com: it's too old to break it, plus you need a certain element to make it.
www.Progmaticband.com: ive been all over the country my self
www.Progmaticband.com: worked with big heavy wait producers
fyourband.com: Doing what?
www.Progmaticband.com: witch r?
www.Progmaticband.com: working in different projects
fyourband.com: the elusive "it" factor
fyourband.com: Running cable and stuff? What projects??
www.Progmaticband.com: band stuff
fyourband.com: you checkout my site yet?
www.Progmaticband.com: what do you think is the best band?
www.Progmaticband.com: no
fyourband.com: The BEST BAND?
www.Progmaticband.com: yup
fyourband.com: I don't think there is a BEST BAND?
www.Progmaticband.com: witch bands do you like the most?
fyourband.com: Like an all knowing all dominant band
fyourband.com: I mean, most of the BEST bands are Big Band and Jazz acts
www.Progmaticband.com: what do you think a band needs to have to make it?
fyourband.com: The ability to use what they have wisely and remain simple yet effective. Also needs to give up just about everything else but the band
fyourband.com: Like for example, take a band like KORN
www.Progmaticband.com: so why you laugh when I told you we we're gonna do it for a living?
fyourband.com: They aren't GREAT, Jon can't sing, and their drummer has no clue what a Flam is
fyourband.com: Cause frankly your music and band is Mediocre at best, there is nothing there that is really outstanding or interesting.
www.Progmaticband.com: but that’s just your opinion
fyourband.com: I mean, you sound better than many bands around, but, you're just another face in the crowd when it comes to what you are doing.
fyourband.com: Yes, it is my opinion.
fyourband.com: and I am offering up because you asked
CLAYCABLES has joined us in the chat room.
www.Progmaticband.com: So r the rest of the bands that r signed
www.Progmaticband.com: no because you chuckled
fyourband.com: Cause it was funny
www.Progmaticband.com: well we're I come form
claycables: How is Everyone today? I see I missed some of the chat
fyourband.com: I can promise from listening, and me being your target market, you don't have a career as a professional rock band, outside the "local" circuit
fyourband.com: at best some bars and some opening slots at the Webster.
fyourband.com: hey Clay
claycables: I can’t see them doing well any where
www.Progmaticband.com: well I come from. Unprofessional comments make you unprofessional
fyourband.com: What is that supposed to mean?
www.Progmaticband.com: that may be part of your problem no to be a jerk
fyourband.com: Part of what problem?
www.Progmaticband.com: well if you had a band that I though didn’t sound good I wouldn’t laugh to face is all
claycables: I see with lyrics like "And we won’t let you take it away OOO look at that sky around you"... you’re not saying anything...
www.Progmaticband.com: that to me is unprofessional
claycables: actually you are... just not anything interesting
claycables: or original
fyourband.com: No it's not, it's called HONEST
www.Progmaticband.com: no unprofessional
claycables: dude... it say OOOOO
claycables: what is that!
www.Progmaticband.com: sorry anyone will agree
claycables: At first when I heard the samples (which is another topic I have a problem with0
www.Progmaticband.com: This biz is all about right time right moment
claycables: I heard a little bit of Ugly Kid Joe..... but it was more like Fat Kid frank
fyourband.com: Ok. Well fine, I am unprofessional for chuckling when you said that you believe you have a career in music.
www.Progmaticband.com: no Offence taking
fyourband.com: It also requires you to have more than mediocre talent
fyourband.com: even backstreet boys have a superior level of talent
claycables: I am completely unprofessional... You guys just have nothing original that any label would think of selling to a mass market
fyourband.com: Clay, you're just mean dude.
fyourband.com: See and everyone thinks I am the evil one
claycables: I am a mean dude
fyourband.com: well I know, that's why we work together
claycables: Getting back to the issue of samples
fyourband.com: You are probably going to make the dude get all defensive and stuff. Than the conversation will be a bunch of Motherfucking
claycables: Progmatic does not equal High Demand Tracks... why are you only giving samples of your songs on the website?
fyourband.com: He said he didn't know why.
claycables: They wave the grand stick of forward thinking arrangements, but you only get 1:23 seconds....
fyourband.com: Clay, they DID do one thing right on their web page
claycables: They showed 30 people in the Webster?
fyourband.com: HAHAHA
fyourband.com: No
fyourband.com: They Labeled the button Gigs and not Tour
claycables: Very good....
fyourband.com: So At least they got that right
fyourband.com: Jim, You leave dude?
claycables: YMCA and Knights of Columbus halls does not a tour make
fyourband.com: Ha
claycables: I think he’s getting the rest of the band to log in and M_F us
fyourband.com: Maybe they are going to beat us up dude?
fyourband.com: Clay, He is ignoring us it appears
claycables: No me gusto....
fyourband.com: I saved this entire chat log; it will make for some funny reading
claycables: just when I get in too....
fyourband.com: Well I told you not to piss anyone off
claycables: i’m outtie.... I’m gonna call Mike Peer at KROCK in NYC and tell him to play progmatic....
fyourband.com: rofl
claycables: see how hard he hangs up the phone
fyourband.com: hahaha
fyourband.com: I love you
claycables: smooches
CLAYCABLES has left the chat room.
www.Progmaticband.com: Ill ya have to feel sorry for some people
Smile_You_Got_TC: NOTE: The opinions expressed in this chat room do not reflect those of Ultra Radio or its Management and Employees
www.Progmaticband.com: hehe
www.Progmaticband.com: ihere ya
fyourband.com: Feel sorry for some people?
fyourband.com: Explain yourself Jim?
www.Progmaticband.com: Well ill leave it here. Someone that gave up being in the music bis and has nothing eles better to do but make a website for bashing other band is prety gay
fyourband.com: hahahaha
fyourband.com: Ok
fyourband.com: If that's how you feel, that let it be so. Would you like a Date? I'll even catch for you big boy
www.Progmaticband.com: im sure you would
www.Progmaticband.com: i think gay was the word
fyourband.com: Technically, I didn't GIVE UP, I am still in the music Biz as my webpage depicts. I am not bashing bands as much as I am offering insight and commentary
www.Progmaticband.com: yeah....ok
fyourband.com: As far as my sexuality goes. I assure you I am straight, I have a beautiful wife.
fyourband.com: I am sorry you have trouble with being criticized. That is something you need to deal with, not everyone is going to think you are a great band. Why you getting so mad at me about it? I mean you had 30 or so people at the webster, right? I am just one dude?
fyourband.com: So your fans outnumber me and my point of veiw. But go on and call me gay or whatever else I don't mind at all. Afterall, it is your opinion, brother.
www.Progmaticband.com: well i dont wont to waiste my finger tips anymore I have a real band to run
www.Progmaticband.com: Im not getting mad
www.Progmaticband.com: you cant ever count
fyourband.com: Haha Ok, go run your "Real Band" and have fun with that.
www.Progmaticband.com: Porr sort bashing bads i ubdersatnd
fyourband.com: I'm sorry was that in english dude?
www.Progmaticband.com: so gay
www.Progmaticband.com: good by
fyourband.com: There ya go with the Gay thing again.
www.Progmaticband.com: oooff
fyourband.com: I can judge by your spelling, your career will go far!
www.Progmaticband.com: If you spent more time on you insted of everyone eles you mite get someware
fyourband.com: GOD all these mispelling are making it hard for me to edit so I can post this on my webpage
www.Progmaticband.com: jgiorjeoigj
www.Progmaticband.com: rejgierq
www.Progmaticband.com: gjor
www.Progmaticband.com: qj
www.Progmaticband.com: like thiseSSSS
www.Progmaticband.com: Sthosseeee344
www.Progmaticband.com: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fyourband.com: I am somewhere dude. You want proof or something, you want me to validate it for you?
www.Progmaticband.com: HA
fyourband.com: Sorry you are still living at home suckeling your mom's breast
www.Progmaticband.com: i DONT NEED OR CARE TO KNOW
fyourband.com: When you are ready to move out come see me, I will rent you one of my apartments, if your Sam Ash paycheck can cover the rent
www.Progmaticband.com: this is what happens when kids get in the chat room
fyourband.com: hahaha
fyourband.com: and Progmaticband is what happens when morons try to write music
www.Progmaticband.com: im not talking to you anymore talk to some eles i have better things to do
www.Progmaticband.com: TC whats upp
Smile_You_Got_TC: just breathing
Smile_You_Got_TC: :-)
www.Progmaticband.com: im haveingfun by the way
www.Progmaticband.com: lol
Smile_You_Got_TC: LOL
www.Progmaticband.com: kids what ya gonna do
fyourband.com: I don't
Smile_You_Got_TC: this should be on TV
fyourband.com: I'm bored as hell at work
www.Progmaticband.com: yes very much
Smile_You_Got_TC: if Poker is a spectator sport, this should be on TV
www.Progmaticband.com: the rateing would be good
fyourband.com: Jim, when you kept typing bis you meant biz right?
fyourband.com: just editing it all together for my site. Wanted to clarify that
www.Progmaticband.com: dude the promoting is col
www.Progmaticband.com: cool
fyourband.com: If it helps, that's what I am about